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Joke of the Day
"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet"
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"A photo caption in the paper this am ""Bertha the ostrich take a break."" A break from what? Ostriching?"
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw plastic forks at her."
"Where do cousins come from? Ant holes"
"What do you call a Asian born in Canada Ehsian"
"An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government"
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
"I hate it when gross couples tell you they're trying for a baby and you have to picture them fucking for a second."
"E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor."
"Helping a friend So I got a text from my friend this morning telling me he was going to kill himself. Do I reply? Or just leave him hanging."