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Joke of the Day

"Do You Want to Play a Game Buddy? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wanna-play-the-rape-game.jpg"

"I was addicted to porn... ...but then I beat it."

"Featuring tweets in an article is a newspaper's version of giving up and wearing sweatpants everywhere."

"My girlfriend asked me: ""Reddit or me?"" Sometimes I miss her."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs!"

"""Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"" -Mormon kids"

"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."

"I don't have enough confidence in plumbing to get a drink of water from the faucet while the toilet is flushing."

"I told my parents that I wanted to be a comedian for a living and they laughed at me I guess I'm off to a good start"

"I know so much about cars All I need to see is their headlights and I can tell exactly which way they're going."