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"Of course, ""The Situation"" isn't his real name. It's Theodore Situationson."
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"Pokemon GO servers Yeah, that's it."
"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."
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"There's a sign in this bathroom that asks us not to flush anything but toilet paper down the toilet & now I'm unsure how to proceed."