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Joke of the Day

"I know so much about cars All I need to see is their headlights and I can tell exactly which way they're going."

"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"

"Joke about a psychic and water Something something clairboyant Can't be bothered to actually write a joke but the essence is here."

"What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist."

"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets."

"Woman hit by train Whats a train doing in a kitchen? (Sexist but creative, not meant to offend anyone.)"

"I hate gaining ten pounds for a role And then realising I'm not an actor."

"Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil"

"I spilled water on my computer. 0/10. 10/10 with rice."

"A man's bread shop burnt down Now his business is toast."