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Joke of the Day

"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"

"If Jesus were alive today...what type of car would he drive? A chrysler (Christler)"

"Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?"

"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."

"I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it."

"I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year."

"What did Delaware? Idaho. Alaska"

"What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono"

"My wife said that my 5 year old gets really hyper because of the sugar he has at breakfast so I think I'll stop putting it in his coffee."