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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girlfriend of a guy trying to pay down $20K in debt leave him? No eating out."

"I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. ""Nothing!"" he said. ""Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can't we have a Son Day?"" We do mate, it comes after Saturday."

"Did you hear about the woman who got Alzheimer's after removing her breasts? She lost her mammaries"

"Floody hell! If this continues they'll have to rename it the Eiffel beacon."

"What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly."

"I like my car how I like my life. Duty free."

"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."

"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."

"What would you call The Flintstones if they were black? Niggers."

"""I'm dying call me an ambulance"" Best friend: ""Ok dying, you're an ambulance"""