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Joke of the Day
"Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains? He was trying to get some Natural Light."
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"What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy? A rottweiller."
"Just gonna say... Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0 Number of times after - 1 Draw your own conclusions..."
"""You da bomb"" was one of the best things to hear someone tell me when I was younger. But the possibility of hearing it now has me scared to death here in ISIS."
"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"
"What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'"
"The difference between men and women is that for men, ""stabby"" is not an emotion."
"Every motorcycle cop is a liquid terminator until proven otherwise."
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I can see myself doing."
"World Health Org says that Roundup weedkiller ""probably"" causes cancer... Monsanto needs to make a Roundup Ready human."