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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy? A rottweiller."
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"Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can, 3/10."
"95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now. Overall productivity level remains steady."
"Doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex But the wife insists it says its for Dyslexia"
"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."
"Damn girl, your ass is like an avacado It's that good kinda fat"
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning Wood."
"What did the man say to the giant squid? What's kraken? JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA"
"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."
"Subway kid: Would you like your sandwich toasted? Me: No, I'm toasted enough for both us. In fact I'm kind of hoping it can drive me home."