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Joke of the Day

"World Health Org says that Roundup weedkiller ""probably"" causes cancer... Monsanto needs to make a Roundup Ready human."

"Black magic.... It doesn't work."

"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"

"If I got $1 every time someone called me a racist... Black people would rob me"

"I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style."

"The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high."

"Since everyone is writing a poem, here is mine to do is to be to be is to do to do is to be to be is to do I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very ""Scooby do be do"""

"I should do my own TV series........... Man vs Drink"

"What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"4 out of 5 dentists agree that pursuing dentistry was a mistake."