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Joke of the Day
"The difference between men and women is that for men, ""stabby"" is not an emotion."
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"An unofficial source at the USDOT just informed me that Yesterday was he most car-accident free day in US recorded history"
"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"
"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dav."