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Joke of the Day
"Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?"
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"""Rolls Royce"" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef"
"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"
"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"
"Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep."
"""How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?"""
"Little Johnny walks in on his naked mom... sees her little bush and asks: -Mommy what's that? -It's uh... a spider! -Oh, be careful or it'll bite your pussy!"
"Did you hear about the Polack that crashed a helicopter? He was getting cold, so he turned off the fan"
"What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common? They're both de-calf-inated."
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says why the long face. The horse says ""I finally realise that my alcoholism is driving my family apart"""