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Joke of the Day
"Do you know who I saw yesterday? Everyone I looked at"
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"what was was the last thing that went through the fly's mind when he hit the windshield? His butt"
"A blonde gets a tattoo... On her inner thigh of a conch shell. Her friend asks ""Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?"" ""So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."""
"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."
"The power going out for 15 minutes is enough to crush any fantasy I have about surviving a zombie apocalypse."
"Did you hear that the band members of No Doubt have announced they are moving forward without Gwen Stefani. It is reported they will now go by the name ""Some Doubt""."
"Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?"
"A love letter from biscuit maker: Dear marie, today is good day, u r anmol for me... but u have crack jacked my heart, bcoz i have a little heart, now i m in 50/50 position..."
"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."