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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World. So I took them to our local fish market, saying, ""Shhhh... they're all asleep."""

"They say it takes a whole village to raise a child That must be a really fat kid"

"If you prefer that unshaven look, you might not be a true hipster... These days, everyone loves hairy styles."

"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 15 people Then the grenade exploded."

"Is the Sea salty because the land doesn't wave back? Someone else thought it was a funny thought of mine on showethoughts"

"None of the women liked Richard William Soft He's Dick Willy Soft"

"Silly Americans. The national pastime of Tahiti is making love, but we, silly fools, picked baseball."

"[1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism"

"My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."