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Joke of the Day

"I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community."

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."

"I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls... They're so full of themselves."

"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"

"Just like crime, slavery doesn't pay."

"""Interesting story. I will now find a way to relate your story to something in my life so I can start talking about me again"" - Los Angeles"

"What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah"

"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names. Get it? Sorry, I just heard this joke somewhere, I'm not trying to offend anyone, it's just a joke."

"If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza."

"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."