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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."
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"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
"What's a woman's best curve? Her smile."
"There's only one kind of people in this world 1. who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this."
"When someone says ""Happy New Years"" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?"
"The thing I like best about smartphones is how they're a prison you keep in your pocket"
"What is the Speed of Darkness? ... ... Batman!"
"Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep."
"So a girl asked me if I was a tits or an ass man.. so I said, well my friends always tell me, ""You're an ass, man!"" Ba dum tiss."
"What is Fortunato's one weakness? Cryptonight."