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Joke of the Day

"If I ever become a ghost, I sure hope they have some options other than pottery."

"Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap."

"What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler."

"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""

"What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!"

"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*"

"What's the difference between sixty-nining and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you!"

"Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet...."

"I went to an XXX Girls Show in Rome There were just 30 girls..."

"If by ""chivalry is dead"" you mean ""I put my coat in a puddle for my wife so she's making me do laundry for a week"" then yes chivalry is dead"