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Joke of the Day
"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."
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"Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat? Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat"
"Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken."
"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""
"I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying."
"Did Steve Jobs' house have windows? ..."
"I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day... Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate."
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"
"Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine? Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions"
"What do you call porn with thailandese chickens? Hentai. (Hen Thai)"