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Joke of the Day
"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"
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"JOKE - Boy and His Train Set"
"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu, you use oink-ment and for bird flu, you get tweet-ment."
"How did the greeks separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"Invisibility You just don't see it these days"
"CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care."
"Two redditors walk into a bar"
"2 sheep are standing on a hill One turns to the other and says ""Baaa!"". The other sheep says ""I was just going to say that""."
"My secret to sleeping is I put my bed outside When I go to bed I'm always out cold"
"Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world. They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player."