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Joke of the Day
"I really hate faulty vacuums. They suck!"
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"They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion ""The true grease stain remover"""
"What does an uncircumcised gangster say?.. ""I cum from the hood"""
"So Donald Trump is now the President of the United States I certainly DNC that coming"
"Be a firefighter they said, Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said, Youre misinformed they said, We're calling the police they said"
"I wish my girlfriend.... Would go down as much as Pokemon Go servers"
"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"
"What did the cake say to the Pie? ""That's sweet, ain't it?"""
"why do females love old gynecologists... because of their shaky fingers"
"A magician's wife gives birth to a long series of brightly colored scarves"