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Joke of the Day

"Why should you bury indians 10 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"

"Why did the black guy cross the road? He wanted some chicken!"

"When your boss tells you ""I need you to have everything done by Friday."" You say... I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!"

"How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him."

"Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass"

"How are babies like hinges? They are things to adore"

"what's a pirate's favourite letter? you may think it's R, but his true love be the C!"

"What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed"

"Tips African country M'lawi"

"If you assume you make an ass out of you and me"