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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"

"Why did Snoo not check out a library book? Because he had already Reddit."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"

"Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you"

"Everybody always asks my why I like chess so much... yeah"

"How are women like tornadoes? At first there's lots of blowing and sucking, then your house is gone."

"Instead of getting Xbox Live I just drive to the skate park & pay obnoxious teenagers $60 to call me gay."

"I always dump a gatorade on my head before I leave the house so people think I just won sports."

"Did i ever tell you the story about how I climed mount everest? I made it up"

"Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."