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Joke of the Day

"That sinking feeling when you realize you forgot to lock your clubhouse when you were 8, and it's probably all infested now with girls"

"What's white and can't climb trees? A Refrigerator"

"Joined a street protest. Suddenly a shot, panic and everybody started running. 3 hours and a gold medal later I realised it was a marathon"

"What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast? Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)"

"did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up."

"What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary? Shredded tweet."

"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"

"*lights dim in restaurant* DATE: did it just become sexier in here? ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU"

"What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me."

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