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Joke of the Day
"What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast? Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)"
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"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"
"""C'mon, your relationship isn't *that* serious."" - Las Vegas"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for one dollar... ...and his dad responds, ""Fifty cents? What do you need twenty-five cents for?"""
"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."
"Why are all these prostitutes advertising? And what the hell is an egg cunt anyway? [OC]"
"I told my wife 'a blowjob a day keeps the doctor away.' For Christmas she bought me better medical coverage."
"Darth Vader is not that bad... he is the first black guy to admit he is the father."
"What did the sea monster have for dinner? Fish and ships."
"Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre? He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat "