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Joke of the Day
"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"
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"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He sidled up to the bar and announced, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven."
"sometimes if i'm having trouble falling asleep i just pretend i'm watching lord of the rings"
"I love being American. Just the other day I ate half my meal, got even fatter, then threw the rest away because f*ck starving people."
"Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?"
"Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan? Because there's a target on every corner."
"Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night? Han shot first."