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Joke of the Day
"What did the hat say to the hat rack? You stay here, I'll go on a head"
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"The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets... ...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence"
"How much sawdust does a chicken have to eat to lay a two by four? Give up? So did the chicken."
"Did you hear about the drug addict who went to court for flipping off the cops? It was a case of two birds one stoner"
"What do you call a pair of twins who live together? ""Womb-mates"""
"Your mom is like the Liberty Bell ............ Everyone gets to feel her crack !"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."
"Caller: Is Mr. Rock available? Me: Yeah, hold on. *hands phone to 5yo* Me: It's grandma, buddy. Tell her about Caillou."
"My neighbor's facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning."
"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"