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Joke of the Day
"How much sawdust does a chicken have to eat to lay a two by four? Give up? So did the chicken."
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"If I were really famous, I wouldn't even need body guards. These maxi pads promise me 10 hours of protection, each."
"If future me us reading this some how, please reply ASAP Need help with my life"
"What do gay men have in common with the people who persecute them? They're both fucking assholes"
"Why is school in Mexico a lot harder? Because they have a lot of ese's"
"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."
"Members of Congress are like farts. We hate all of them except our own."
"Who's up for some conundrum? What's the difference between a dwarf who digs for ore and an ogre who waits too long in a classy restaurant? credit: the late, great Dave Trampier"
"Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble."
"I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot. ""Arrrr...it were on sail.'"