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Joke of the Day

"How does one know if balls are ticklish? Test-Tickle."

"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."

"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."

"What type of equipment do you operate for abortions? A baby excavator."

"What do you call a smart plumber? A wisecrack."

"#rubbishjokes What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A panda with a set of drums."

"If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12."

"I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole."

"I'm 6'5"" and I can't stop talking down to everyone"

"I was given two t-shirts, a jacket and a sweater. They where shirty gifts."