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Joke of the Day

"If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12."

"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."

"Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings? Syrian Mckellen"

"I recently followed a guy from Ethiopia. BIG mistake. The only thing he ever tweets about is what he's not having for dinner."

"What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali? Too soon"

"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."

"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."

"What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales? Their Pimp"

"Are you a beaver? ...'cuz damn."