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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a smart plumber? A wisecrack."

"F*&%. I keep forgetting the Titans"

"Been throwing away this piece of tape for the last 17 hours"

"What's up late and optimistic?"

"When I play fighting games I press random buttons and hope for the best."

"I like my women how I like my cars Safe and reliable"

"What did the shy pebble wish for? That it could be a little bolder!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"

"My girlfriend became depressed because she thought she was a failure and was letting me down. Encouragingly, I told her, ""If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking until you do suck seed."""

"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."