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Joke of the Day
"What type of equipment do you operate for abortions? A baby excavator."
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"What did Jay Sherman say about your breath? It stinks!"
"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."
"Age is important only if you're cheese and wine."
"Wife: Did you give the kids a bath? Me: I got the dirt off. Wife: What does that mean? Me: *hides the leaf blower*"
"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."
"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."
"Life seems to be like a pushy boyfriend Because even when I'm not in the mood I still seem to get fucked by it"
"For women, the worst part of a breakup is probably that incessant little voice whispering ""Do something stupid to your hair."""
"Two girls one cup in my mouth dick fuckers"