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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."

"Why are urologists selfish? Because they're all about number one"

"Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, ""10, 9, 8..."""

"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."

"Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship."

"Cashier's playing dumb cause I said ""venti"" at a non-Starbucks. You know what I mean, dude, just point me to the biggest dildo you guys got."

"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""

"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."

"What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter"

"What is an assassin's favorite element? What is an assassin's favorite elem- Surprise! (it is much better when spoken, but I'm proud of it)"