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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."

"Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention."

"Let me tell you a Statistics Joke. What is a Car in the U.S.? A mode of transportation. :D"

"Girl, if you got any hotter you'd be so earth-shatteringly hot the ground would split & we'd burn to death in molten lava. That would suck."

"3 Politicians go to Heaven..."

"What did one snail say to the other snail? It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast"

"The museum curator was able to identify the slutty violin... ...it was a Straddlevarious :("

"How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook? Well, its complicated."

"I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage."

"What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas? Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)"