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Joke of the Day

"My mom just told me she's been watching that ""Game of Thongs"" show. Gawd I hope she's just saying it wrong."

"Marvel announce the new Thor is female, to show that women are equal. Issue 1 sees Thor return the hammer back to her husband's toolbox."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"

"What did one cow say to the other? Hey moo!"

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."

"I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects."

"My friend keeps dressing up like a pregnant Corgi for Halloween... Me: ""Dude, stop being be bitch!"""

"It can not get any worser. So I thought but as it seems I have really weak imagination."

"How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time."

"[OC] What is the gay community's favourite type of question? Queries."