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Joke of the Day

"I really want to make a joke about Luis Suarez but I don't want to upset Liverpool fans.F*ck it. Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt? Because he lives in Liverpool."

"When a woman has tissues at her bedside, she has a cold. When a man has tissues at his bedside, he may have a cold."

"Listen, I'm sorry... That reaction was WAY over the line.... I actually have no problem with the horse you rode in on...."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"Senior Year? More like sleep and beer."

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"A PROBLEMIC POLEMIC Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?"

"What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew"

"To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all."

"Why did the octopus blush? He saw the bottom of the ocean"