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Joke of the Day

"Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution."

"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."

"why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism"

"What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are."

"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."

"I want to debate! Someone disagree with me! No."

"If you men have your Movember, then us ladies should have our own.. Vajanuary."

"What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog."

"How do two lawyers greet each other? With a firm handshake."

"[at the mall] ""I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?"" ""Sure, what's his name?"" ""Xander."" ""See, that's why he ran off."""