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Joke of the Day

"Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution."

"My friend did some graffiti with me He just tagged along."

"My Mexican friend is lactose intolerant. No whey Jose."

"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"If Panic! At the disco were Mexican... They would be called Hispanics at the disco"

"Arjen Robben goes down easier than a thirsty tourist in Magaluf."

"Somebody messed up my small weighing scale. I was like 0MG!"

"Did you know that the NY Jets are 0-2 against Pittsburgh in the NFL Playoffs? Turns out Jet fuel can't melt Steeler dreams."

"Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold? Because he's Autistic."

"I recently bought a spinning chair... My girlfriend was super pissed about my purchase. Until I let her sit on it. I guess you could say she... *came around*."