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"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in...."
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"My biggest complaint about Batman v Superman is how the movie always just assumes you know which one is which."
"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels."
"""You're the Garbage Man, eh? What's your super power?"" ""I'm just here to take out the trash."" ""Whoa, we'll get to your catch phrase later."""
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"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"