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Joke of the Day

"Why did the jewish boy's ghost costume only have one eye hole? His dad didn't want to buy him a new sheet."

"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."

"An abacus isn't exciting, but it's reliable. You can always count on one."

"These fall allergies are on me like the NYPD 'Cause I can't breathe."

"How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!"

"Pregnant coworker with 3 children who always complains about money: When are YOU going to start having kids? Me: When are you going to stop?"

"Noah... The original Pokemon Master."

"Violinists are so brave. They fret not."

"Sex is like Maths: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply."