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Joke of the Day

"How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked? Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke."

"Who really appreciates a good fisting? A sock puppy."

"Can I take your order? Yeah, lemme get a McRib and a large Coke. Sir, this is Wallgreens OK, make it a bottle of Xanax, and some Pringles"

"Rabbis Don't get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips."

"How do New Zealanders practice safe sex? (NSFW) They paint a red X on the back of the sheep that kick."

"Dammit I forgot my headphones and I'm at the airport wait here's some for 16 million dollars thank god."

"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"

"[zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: ""We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!"" *actors look around confused as heck*"

"""Why'd you name me Carson, dad?"" You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal."

"Do vampires get AIDS?"