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Joke of the Day
"A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs.. so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan."
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"A human fart can be louder than a trombone I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."
"If I had to describe myself in one word... It would be, ""Unable to follow instructions."""
"What's an ethiopians favourite song. Its raining man."
"There should be more than one kind of handicapped parking placard. ""I have no legs"" and ""My knees gave out at 350 lbs"" aren't the same."
"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."
"""She's so hot. But she had, like, no mascara on. It's a no go for me."" -dudes, according to ladies"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"
"When stoves die... they go to hoven. I'm^so^sorry"
"You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth"