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Joke of the Day
"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."
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"You remember, in 2008 and 2012, when the right rioted, burned police cars, trashed small businesses, and claimed that President Elect Obama was not their president? Huh, yeah me either."
"What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group? Gorillaz"
"Why were the Indians here first? Because they had reservations."
"TGIF - A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside ..."
"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"
"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"
"TIL that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience."
"are you the girl who types everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*"
"Why did the invisible man turn down the job? He couldn't see himself doing the work"