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Joke of the Day

"Happy 12th birthday to Google. Only one year left to use it, dears! When it becomes a teenager, it won't answer anything."

"Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless"

"It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help!"

"How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They gave her a basketball and told her to read."

"What do you call a red-head ninja? A ginja."

"Child services told me to stop using cigarettes as they are harming my children Fair enough, I'll just use an Ash tray"

"Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !"

"Ask your doctor if practicing medicine is right for him"

"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."