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Joke of the Day
"How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They gave her a basketball and told her to read."
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"*poops blood* ""What the heck I haven't eaten blood in weeks"""
"Me [sneezes]: excuse me Guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man."
"One of my nipples is a different color from the other two. Is this normal?"
"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."
"What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water? One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink."
"Did you hear about the contortionist who filed for bankruptcy? He couldn't make ends meet."
"How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game? Yell ""B-52!"""
"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"
"Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings? So the banks know which ones to take back! Ha cha cha!!"