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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !"
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"The cleaning people unplugged my radio and lost my settings, so I'm shooting fingernail clippings all over my office floor to punish them."
"German scientists have discovered a new drug, derived from the bacteria *Adolfus hitlerii*, which will be applied to people with ADD. Its ad campaign will carry the slogan ""It helps Jew concentrate"""
"Customer Service Person: is there anything else I can help you with today? Me: Is this a date? It feels like a date now."
"What do you call a disabled man in the hood? A Kripple."
"Commercial for Twitter: ""Are you tired of arguing with people you actually know?"""
"You know who's full of themselves Narcissistic cannibals"
"Yo mama so poor when she found a penny on the ground she thought she won the lottery"
"What did the college student say to a banker? I am forever in your debt."
"At the liquor store: ""Hey, do you need help?"" ""Yes, but I come here instead"""