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Joke of the Day
"Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8"
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"Why are glasses required to do math? because you need it for davision"
"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"
"What is the best part about raping a midget? Their arms are too short to hold you back."
"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."
"""If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun"" ~My son apparently"
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
"Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong."
"I believe if Floyd fought Ali ... I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's"
"I hate being bipolar.. It's great."