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Joke of the Day

"It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help!"

"*does 3 or 4 pretty accurate karate kicks in front of a girl* ""Ya as I was saying my dad went to middle school with the drummer from Tesla"""

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives."

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"Weather Channel I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV."

"Do you have space... for my peepee in your butt?"

"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."

"What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard? A coin to scratch it with."

"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"

"What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"