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Joke of the Day
"All these jokes about the note 7 are terrible But they have really blown up ( )"
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"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"
"What do you call someone who can't eat burnt toast? Black toast intolerant."
"My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."
"She's not my fake internet girlfriend, she's my eBae."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop? ""Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"""
"What do you call a dog that doesn't have a life and hangs around the club for too long? A bitch."
"What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs? A headmaster."
"One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from U2 and saying ""I'm a huge fan, Bobo."""