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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
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"I finally finished baby proofing the house. Let's see those babies get in here now."
"I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes."
"The problem with political jokes is.. They get elected."
"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture."
"A quote from the Father of Invention. Hi Invention, I'm Dad."
"The older I get, the more I watch Ferris Bueller and root for him to get caught."
"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."
"A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, ""Don't Menschen it"""