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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs? A headmaster."
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"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."
"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."
"did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid....."
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
"I hope Death is a woman That way, it will never come for me"
"What does Putin say during his new years speech? Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!"
"What is Pink and lies on the doormat? Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards"
"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"
"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea. One shucks and fits and the other ..."