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Joke of the Day
"One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from U2 and saying ""I'm a huge fan, Bobo."""
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"Who is the scientist's favorite zombie? The schrodinger cat."
"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"".... He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"What is the hardest part to eat in a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"I saw my friend at the pool today for the first time in a long time and I said... Hey! WATER you doing here?"
"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"
"What did the bra say to the hat? you go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."
"""You're going to love my friend. He's hilarious."" is still the best way to know you're about to meet an annoying person."
"How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins."
"The government. Unfortunately, wherever you're from, they are a joke."