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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who can't eat burnt toast? Black toast intolerant."

"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face."

"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."

"[REQUEST] FAST! I'm trying to impress a girl by text. Send me your funniest jokes about potatoes. Anything having to do with potatoes. NSFW or not anything's fair game."

"If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? A RAINBOW!"

"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"

"Holy crap what a wank... I really took a beating back there."

"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"

"The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in sell it and return to step 1."

"I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia"