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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"

"Did you know that space has tons of alcohol floating around in it? It's Stellar Artois"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... Buh-dum-sch."

"I'm not racist... I own a color tv!"

"Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey. My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy."

"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS"

"I was gonna make a good science joke But all the good ones argon"

"How is the porn industry different from every other career? It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early."

"What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have? Triple Aaayyy"

"I don't speak button, but if I could I'm pretty sure the button on my jeans is saying, ""Aaaaah! Help me!"" right now."