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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life."

"Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"

"My girlfriend just found out I've been sleeping with a barmaid I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife!"

"Yo momma's so stupid she failed a pregnancy test"

"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."

"What does Bill Cosby eat for breakfast? Rapefruit"

"My girlfriend's got conjunctionitis It makes her 'ands swell up"

"A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me."

"What do you call a tall buffalo? Buffahigh"