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Joke of the Day

"Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book."

"My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy."

"It's ironic that my dentist appointment is at 2:30 tomorrow. Because tooth hurty."

"Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man"

"My New Job I told my wife I had a new job in a bowling alley. She said 'Ten pin?' I said 'No, it's permanent'"

"Wanna hear a joke about iron? I'd tell you but there's a Fe."

"I love how they put Mexican translations on condom wrappers Like they use condoms anyway"

"Two silkworms are are racing each other... And they ended up in a tie."

"I was told politicians didn't take craps I guess that's why they're full of shit"

"Some good advice on how to pick up girls Bend at the knees and lift slowly. Avoid turning or twisting your body."